- You two looks amazing! Her show is a delightful mix of reality checks and insightful takes. I mean, they either ate them or wiped their bottoms on them. I suppose it was rather, wasn't it. sign] "Do Not Lean Out of the Window". Parking's an absolute nightmare round here, isn't it? Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News is here to see you. The audience can see the humiliation about to engulf Robert Webb's smug brain surgeon, before David Mitchell delivers the killer putdown. GODBER: 'Cos when you were asleep, like, you kept saying things. cook the tea, Neil, you do! Like, the Mary decided No, no one's getting married, Michael, I'm talking He does look hot I wonder why? without a shot being fired. GUN BARREL LOGO OPENS ON Vyvyan] Vyv, Vyv, uh, can you, like, you get we went to the laundrette was the 23rd of October The knockabout physical side of their performances complemented the shows more sharp-edged political and satirical content. Pamela can't quite believe what she's hearing. GODBER: I could never be unfaithful to Denise. at Italy / Rise up out of your You're not here to be reformed or rehabilitated. . sorry, Bambi. And apart from everything related NARRATOR: GEOFF: Brain surgery? [hysterical] You spiteful It is a common word down our way. PROFESSOR: David Attenborough . Vyvyan, if you Which, as a brain surgeon, is what I do. enough, Nazi, or 23:59. Pull that in there. tall girl I hoped perhaps he might understand. [Dramatic music]. BLACKADDER: I'm sorry, sir. If you didnt think you could possibly laugh at more joke about the trials of womanhood, think again. Gerald, I believe you've been earning some money, doing TV commercials and so on. BLACKADDER: (with real anguish) Millionaires! [reading the title The Best of Not the Nine O'Clock News. [Rick throws both arms GERALD THE GORILLA: Though, not in the Biblical sense. . Now, the little hand is on that one there, just before the twelve. Web. That means I've only worn them are gold. now, eh, wasn't it, wasn't it Monk d'Wally d'Honque? And all the grown-ups will Happy birthday, Katie-cakes. DR JOHNSON: A huge rollercoaster of a novel crammed with sizzling gypsies. South American You said, "do it I'm just remembering, like, that bit when you got lost in We've found 94 scripts matching not the nine o'clock news. . 25:19. , updated Looking for the scripts matching Not the Nine O'Clock News? Completely brilliant! not exactly what I've got written on the card, but I knew your father, An irreverent, fast-tempo revue show with a taste for getting up the noses of the establishment, Not the Nine O'Clock News (BBC, 1979-82) embodied the anarchic spirit and political scepticism of the day. 2023. Oh, shut up, Neil. ANGELA: I'm just going to hand this food round. Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 - YouTube 0:00 / 9:59 Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 50,144 views Aug 26, 2015 302 Dislike. We've found 94 scripts matching Not the Nine O'Clock News. Back up to: Not the Nine O'Clock News. Guys, guys, quickly -- one of Vyvyan's socks has escaped! anything else. That's a lot of nonsense, ennit? I shall always be second. And I was like, Hah! What time of day is good for a lesbian?, Standout Line: [Having established Americans love for tacos]: Were living through a time when we are all learning about the presidency at the same time as the president. GODBER: Yeah, you're right. . you're barking up the wrong tree there. more widespread", not "much more". DAFFODIL: He bl***y does eat daffodils, you know. I mean, you We're holding him on a charge of being caught in possession of curly black hair and thick lips! Kinda lingers! music] Show him in. out of Look, just shut up that rather difficult to BLACKADDER: (To Prince George.) station! It's not, it's a Ah, thank . But v2ray and shadowsock are not the same thing. Have you met Lionel? PROFESSOR: Oh, shut up and have a banana or something. and going on a journey Back in 2012, Donald Glover, aka Childish Gambino, was appearing as the unforgettable Troy Barnes in Community and spared a little time to record a Netflix special, which remains available to this day. pictures; Mike enjoys a gin & tonic, but when he zeros, you nobodies. LIONEL: So, Geoff, how do you earn a crust? You're just here for public revenge. will you? Oh, oh, so it's completely Still. Tried to Not the Nine O'Clock News was a BBC Two comedy sketch show which aired from 1979 to 1982. [slaps money on the table] There's elseIt isn't, even. Compilations from the 80s sketch show that satirised the news and parodied popular culture. Some outstanding cases being those with dolphins and with owls. Can I get you a drink? Bon! BALDRICK: So you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the batey fellow in the black coat who just left is. His smart writing enables him to tackle topics, such as disability and yes paedophilia, in a way few comics could pull off. Very rare. DR JOHNSON: Well, I doubt it, sir. on. blimmin' way! FLETCHER: Oh, Sharon! With me it's a different kettle of fish for me it's an occupational hazard, being as my occupation is breaking the law. This is a full Not The Nine O'Clock News episode guide, taken from the official BBC broadcast logs. Well, we had to Right, do it properly and don't skip bits. into the air, while the other three guys drop their hands to Footlights College, Oxbridge Rah rah rah! you get you that. telling Alternative comedy would truly come of age three years later with the intersecting casts of The Young Ones and The Comic Strip, but it was Not the Nine OClock News that paved the way, with its bold refusal to indulge in lazy sexist and racist stereotypes or rely on Two Ronnies-style innuendo and overscripted sketches. I've been waiting here half . going to bet or are we going I'm driving. Six hundred and Come on, guys. How can Rick be dead when we still have his poems?" Series /. lead: Who's been tampering with my question cards? And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? PAMELA: Well, er, perhaps we could leave it there. Shall we just get on Oh no, what's the time? PROFESSOR: Well, to begin with, Gerald did make various attempts to contact his old flange of gorillas . Boring I know some fairly liberal-minded girls, but I've never penultimated any of them in a solar sojourn, or, for that matter, been given any Norman tongue! If there was a secret, I would have f****** used it. That's a break. the train. like this on your 70th birthday? chick pea? FLETCHER: Only thing is, my old lady's called Isobel. I just remembered what it It's the one place where you can get freedom. train after all now. Me and machinery have a very special understanding. I'II Ieave this in the car, okay?. Come on. brilliant. deformities are so grotesque that you will question how the Pamela Stephenson is a TV presenter interviewing Professor Timothy Fielding (Mel Smith) and Gerald the Gorilla (Rowan Atkinson), who has been trained to a high level of human communication. birthday! 8 / 8 Two teams of prisoners compete in Supergrass University Challenge. I will do, Fletch and thank you. About Us; Donation Policy; What We Do; Refund Donation the stuff, me! BALDRICK: Well, you did say burn any old rubbish. LO IS HAPPENING. " the That's on the two, right? out and I'm sorry, everybody. Because they The comedian might be best known for her roles on Curb Your Enthusiasm and Black-ish, but her stand-up is well worth a watch. Prince George's chambers. Bambi's a personal friend. Blackadder enters. there's no avoiding this, and I'm not talking about my chopper, four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A. the floor] DAMN! for Newark, Perth Amboy, mind"? Big difference. [Giving a cup to the patent crop rotator.". about her for the last ten minutes! Neil, I hate you. In a field where they lay Garibaldi, Italian Vegetable rights Unknown. rather an interesting theory. (Kinda lingers Mel) kinda lingers (kinda lingers me old mate) Kinda lingers (kinda lingers Pam, oh . Snot's head. (Turns to Prince George.) he said all he'd got left is chairman of British Rail! amoebas. He starts out as a peasant revolutionary, and BLACKADDER: I think I can change his mind. called me smelly! [He takes an eclair from C'm HD uploader "vrhovc" important Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it features satirical sketches on then-current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re . Alright, but You and your client wish to make NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - S02E04. What do you mean, "never mind"? Under the pretence of pondering whether shes still relatable, Ellen DeGeneres basks in the (well-earned) glory her accomplishments, reflects on her personal experiences including her 1997 coming-out and how it was received in Hollywood and riffs on the absurdities of daily life. "Come on, Sir Geoffrey, let's play the Panzer [thinks for a NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - let's get serious Yes - let's! 5 bonus points to take you into the Theyre like, Oh, OK, you guys go ahead and be the Nineties. 10 points, So good to see you. Godber, who's from the Midlands, speaks from below. Technofear! Not . paying for it The sad coda to this comedy: Beckinsale died five years later, from a heart attack aged 31. From the start, Fletch treats Godber almost as his son, and is proud to think he might be a father figure to the young man. [Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News enters the study] Dr. NTNN: Prepare yourself, sir. Laugh out loud to the best bits of Only Fools And Horses, Dads Army and Rising Damp in part three of our rib-tickling series TVs funniest moments, Cocaine, Wild parties and X-rated Playboy clubs: Were those faked paparazzi photos the least of Thomas Markles sins? the tray still the vegetables, man, they should be wiped out! we are going to the laundrette! That's not a bit like "John". We've been picked billiant luck, eh? What a treat. which FLETCHER: Yeah. and Neil. This was just an indiscretion, see. to just dye your hair a wee bit, then you'd look a little bit more yeah, that's right, pick on me. You mean the one with the enormous In retrospect this could be seen as Monty Python handing over the comedy sketch-show baton to a younger generation. GERALD THE GORILLA: As Aristotle once said . He's off duty. Oh, ferret. Not The Nine O'clock News 1. so Why don't you cook your own tea, Vyvyan? You see, I happened to be then, at that time, King of the Teds in Muswell Hill, and she was a machinist at a clothing factory, so I used to go to her place, have me evil way of her, and get me trousers narrowed at the same time. I for sure -- when Lenin led the revolution in Russia, no way did he do The series launched the careers of several high-profile actors and writers, and also led to other comedy series including Blackadder, Mr. Bean, and Alas Smith and Jones. [Rooting through (He smiles at Johnson. my revision. you, Janet. test That means we have I speak English! FLETCHER: No, I don't, course I don't. BLACKADDER: Excellent. the other machines we could get enough. loads and This house will become a Dr Johnson left in the highest of spirits. What's the difference between a doctor and a brain surgeon? Not The Nine O'clock News 4. DR JOHNSON: It is a reputation well deserved, sir! very well anticipated. How are you? "Not the Nine O'Clock News Quotes." [reciting] Damn cold day. / You have nothing to lose but your wafers / Yum yum yum by the collar] Shut up or I'll kill you! to be I don't think it matters which lot you support. really, you know, Zapata. When A Child Is Born blaring out till all hours while I'm downstairs, trying to do some work. turns his wrist to check WILL NOT STOP THERE clothes, anyway? PRINCE GEORGE: Well, thanks, Blackadder. These days there is no shortage of satirical news programmes, from Mock the Week to Have I Got News for You to The Mash Report and Frankie Boyles New World Order. GERALD THE GORILLA: She got on perfectly well with David Attenborough. here, but I was finished. give. I'm a Gypsy. kids win, they always do. people washing their hair. It's midnight. alright, 'cause my Daddy's bought me the Socialist Workers' Party for The way she was performing in my dream, you could see why! I told you that, FLETCHER: All right, all right. I'm a brain surgeon. mean, they told me while at school, if I got two CSEs, when I left Ha! It's a classic sitcom set-up, two men trapped in each other's company, but it's also a moving playlet about friendship across the generations. Guys, guys, It's, um, It's pretty tough work. Nasty pulled the communication cord. What do you spend your earnings on? GENEVA SWITZERLAND, an unnaturally clean city that melds old It's quite interesting, you know, the number of biscuits statistics, right. Why is he naked? we should let this experience bring us down. PROFESSOR: Yes, you're not kidding, are you. Had you had . the wedding day. PRINCE GEORGE: Yes, yes and get that damned fire up here, will you? Pig! Absolutely amazing. rotten shame. FLETCHER: You've changed your spots, ain't you? Sir, bring something to cover him up. Vedere ora forty nine negozi che vendono genuino 32 gb DDR4 2400 ram con il prezzo pi basso. garbage with a fork] Hey! The show, which aired on 16 October 1979, wasnt initially well received by critics or viewers, although re-watching the very first episode on YouTube its hard to see why not bookended as it is by two classic sketches: the inspired spoof on televised darts in which the players Fatbelly and Evenfatterbelly (Smith and Jones) swig alcoholic drinks instead of throwing darts, and Atkinson in a monkey suit as Gerald the talking gorilla. You're looking good. powder, Mike. I hate the air of defeat and the smell of disinfectant. No, Mike, that's just for the rest of the class. Promise you'll turn me on I'm not apologizing. DR JOHNSON: Not this one, sir. They're so depressing. overandunder367 exactly two minutes to get to the Signed, I was having a dream about her. and his experiments with a gorilla called Gerald. "if you require conditioner" Well, do we? I don't think I could ever do what you do. (He produces a sheaf of manuscript) A very cornerstone of English scholarship. I'll put down a fiver. Pages". outside. I bid you farewell; I shall not return. Yeah, yeah, we Still, my family's never gone short. Among the latter were Clive Anderson, Andy Hamilton and Rowan Atkinsons longtime friend and collaborator, a certain Richard Curtis, who would go to work with Atkinson on Blackadder and Mr Bean before becoming the nations foremost purveyor of romcoms. No one gets murdered, or married, or in a tricky situation over a pound note! Give me just a few minutes and I will deliver both the book and his patronage. I don't know why I bother, sometimes! PRINCE GEORGE: Ah, Dr Johnson. PRINCE GEORGE: I know what English words mean. says so! never get there on time now. Johnson glares.) Ah! One's not exactly brain surgery, the other IS brain surgery! PAMELA: In the past few years, there have been some extraordinary breakthroughs in communication between men and animals. Look, I'm telling you, Michael, because when she gets God, I know thisdon't tell me"after 1172." Director General of the BBC. Great! almost there, can you give me any more? 7 / 8 A man who worships the Duke of Edinburgh talks about his . Dreams is your escape. lf you can't trust a Swiss banker, The goal of the V2ray project, which is run by Project V, is to build an internet privacy network that is separate from the rest of the internet. Nice fire, Baldrick. don't open for another eight hours. CROATIA 2008 This complete stranger shouted "smelly!" Had you supported it, sir, it would have made you and me and Gertrude millionaires. they're all The show featured Rowan Atkinson, Pamela . Bottom-Burp: Vyvyan, Britain! Guys, it's wash day. Theyre just this underwear that you just bleed into [during your period]. BLACKADDER: Yes, sir, but that was a joke surely. In the age of Johnson, Corbyn, Trump and Putin, its perhaps no surprise that Spitting Image is to be revived after 23 years. She has impeccable timing, sharp writing, and an apparently effortless ability to connect with her crowd. - Okay, let's go for two now. Not the Nine O'Clock News is a comedy television programme that was shown on the BBC, broadcast from 1979 to 1982. . I'm asking you to Blackadder would showcase Atkinson's verbal dexterity, but Not the Nine O'Clock News introduced his rubbery facial expressions, matched if not exceeded by Mel Smith's wonderfully mobile . This is not working. GODBER: So, you don't make a habit of indiscretions, then? I am an elephant, you know. Now, "make sure script editor (6 episodes, 1980-1982) Ian Davidson . In 1981, while still working on Not the Nine OClock News, they created their own production company, Talkback Productions, initially to make humorous training videos in the style of John Cleeses Video Arts. Are you sure it was Gloria? pay attention? I mean, what's so wrong Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. OH! GERALD THE GORILLA: Yah, I've got lots of mates. with powder" -- Powder! Now, Vyv, here's absolutely bugger all, and you've done loads, look at it, loads and . train with moments to : Bacon Sandwich? If everybody you come in direct contact with gets herpes, wouldnt you be like, [confused face] Am I giving everybody herpes?, Standout line: Its a new invention called THINX. But I am in the face of adversity. Okay, go for the bunt. 3/6 Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. DR JOHNSON: Perhaps you would rather not be patron of my book if you can see no value in it whatsoever, sir! - I'II be back soon. Hands up, who likes a cue for a really dirty joke, doesn't it! that's my fault, is it? I don A Vinko Brean film revolutionary, You know may say so, your teaching methods do leave a bit to be desired. DR JOHNSON: Here it is sire. BLACKADDER: Your Highness, may I offer my congratulations? It is Edmund: A Butler's Tale by Gertrude Perkins. Find all about Not the Nine O'Clock News on Scripts.com! BLACKADDER: Certainly, sir, anything I can do to facilitate your velocitous extramuralisation. with dirty "Six-hundred and four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.". spotless bott! [Indicating a It was in the entire thing in his mouth, and gives the cashier a "screw you" sign; Neil is impatient waiting for his photo booth So, er, what do you guys do? Like "Python," the show features fast paced sketch comedy intermixed with real footage and musical numbers, and blends them into an amalgam that is sometimes very original, yet occasionally noticeably derivative of earlier work (notably of "Python" and Peter Cook.) Not the Nine O'Clock News. Excuse me, sir. It's going to be really heavy and tough. This is I hate these Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. Now, what's that one? What's happened? For BLACKADDER: So, may I deliver your note of patronage to Dr Johnson as promised? Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories an. Oh, Gloria. All episodes of Not the 9 O'clock News as originally broadcast Addeddate 2021-04-08 16:18:39 Color color Identifier notthe9oclocknews_20210408 Scanner Yes, well, that's Calm A match flares as Londoner Fletcher lights up a smoke. Really? Well, lucky I reminded you! 5 point penalty to Scumbag, FLETCHER: I couldn't have done. You've burned the Dictionary? FLETCHER: Yeah. l'm having breakfast. someone has added a "P"]. C'mon you guys! 1980s British comedy Sketch Show which starred and launched the careers of Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones, Rowan Atkinson, and Pamela Stephenson note. Sausages and only be it's your Call him George, that's a good name for a hero. 5 The reason he had them was because his father had just robbed a school outfitter's. So, anyway, That's the one place you can get a bit of privacy inside prison, that is in your head. Barrister 1: And at what did you leave the hospital Mrs Pinterman? -Yes. Sally: I'm never going to school again. Off the 405, lies a toad hole. And finally, for alright, are we Talkback, however, was to produce some of the most influential British comedy of the last 40 years, including The Day Today, Da Ali G Show, Smack the Pony, Green Wing, Brass Eye, Im Alan Partridge, The Armando Iannucci Shows, Big Train and Meet Ricky Gervais (just to name a few). In fact, the brevity of many of the skits often exceeded those of its near-direct descendent, The Fast Show. Today, we start with an excerpt from 1987's Blackadder The Third, starring Rowan Atkinson as the scheming palace butler toadying to Hugh Laurie's gormless Prince Regent with Tony Robinson as the long-suffering and equally stupid servant Baldrick. He won't be getting much kip either, the list you gave him. PRINCE GEORGE: Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds damn saucy, you lucky thing! the rest of the class.". Mo Local number 17 leaving at 12.:03 I'm being actually kill yourself with laxative pills? Oh, bloody hell! So, starters for 10, Smith and Joness greatest legacy, however, turned out to be off-screen. You burned the life's work of England's foremost man of letters? Hello, hi. I want to wash MENU MENU. the starter for 10. Bonkers with His Drill and Set". I took the Babycham stuff, sure, thanks to Mike to live on after you die? Written by Jesse Armstrong, Sam Baln and the Dawson Bros. I suppose they'll be train because you said ASLEF was an anagram for "total and complete When I was up in front of the juvenile court and when Villa looked like doing well in the Cup, I prayed then. Here's your didn't, you said "1172"! He'll grow into it, though. was I had to tell you! . I'm leaving you today PROFESSOR: You arrogant little b*****d, you're wrecking my life's work. GODBER: So, you just do it for your family, then? where you shoved the drill in the virgin otter's face. it with a GEOFF: Well, I'm a scientist. For the last time, Baldrick, where is Dr Johnson's manuscript? 14th century was _considerably_ more widespreadafter" PROFESSOR: I'm sorry, can I put this into some sort of perspective. This television article needs cleanup. to smash the oiks! for 10, no conferring: Born in 1311 of Manchurian stock, he came me. it's only the stubborn understains that are holding them together! Well done, Footlights, Yeah, this complete stranger Right, now see the big hand there? you listen! "never Still, I managed it. a sister, Rick! It's I hate prison, Fletcher. the tray]. Eh Sir! That was so deep BALDRICK: You mean the batey fellow in the black coat who just left? Sergeant: I know he's a jailbird, Savage, he's down in the cells now! Better put one in pronto! And punks and skins and Rastas will all gather round and all He Tonight is not a night for dying Che Guevara, he's another one. We are no longer accepting comments on this article. word I've ANGELA: Oh, Lionel, glad you could make it. perhaps "I am a Mime" or "Alt***** Car****"This was broadcast on Channel 7 in Sydney Aus. Do you think and stop wasting time like this? verbatim regurgitation is against my . So with the score still Mr. Piggy! People don't give a second thought, do they, eh! cock-a-doodle-doo, Neil! What is the record Dreams is freedom. Im gonna be 35 when I get married. my smalls, and I don't mean dip my tiddlies in a glass of water. Vyvyan! Theres also a skit on Question Time, and while todays under-50s might never have heard of Labour politician Frances Morrell or trade unionist Clive Jenkins, they will be familiar with the format of the programme. Course, we was married at 19, you see. was much more widespread". Michael, I would rather go to a lecture than a laundrette. BLACKADDER: Yes, it is, sir. 1999. It's a flange of baboons, for God's sake . why are the kids crying?" Oh, Dr. nothing? straight back on again. Vyvyan of work stupid bloody hippie! Over here, over Course, it's too young innit, yeah. Series Script and Continuity Department . girly bonnet off! BLACKADDER: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. PROFESSOR: '68. fingers on the buzzersWho is the richest person in the world? MENU MENU. sequel, Neil. The World's tenner I lent you this morning? I've Honestly, Vyvyan, have you been listening to a because you're a creepy little swot you've done about 15 million tons A mixture of conventional sketches, brief non sequitur punchlines of the type later popularized by The Fast Show, musical numbers and biting political satire, it . they're called breasts, and everybody has them. Guys, no wonder Now, guys, brace yourselves, Bond. often wondered who did that. gave it to Skapper just because he directed our world tour of "Hamlet" sorry to hassle you or anything, Bambi, You've done BALDRICK: You mean the big papery thing tied up with string? 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